October 2010
exactly. so if i just bend this rule, just a tiny little bit, then it's fine. nobody will care, cuz once you find out who it is, it'll be totally cool. course, you'll think i'm the epitome of lame for going thru this elaborate scheme that i have for you..
You should just lemme know, like right……NOW. Cuz I wanna know.
- Dad: There's a little baby mouse about thiissss big in the basement, in the computer room.
- Erin: AWEEE! I want it.
- Dad: It's so cute.
- 15 minutes later...
- Mom: If you hear a snap coming from the basement tonight, it's a mouse trap.
- Erin: Are you killing that baby mouse?!
- Mom: YUP!
- WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY ABOUT KILLING A BABY MOUSE?!
we're teenagers. we're supposed to break the rules every so often. it makes life interesting.
When aren’t the rules being broken?
but seven times a day just isn't satisfying my veracious appetite anymore...
Psh, we don’t need school. We’ll just bunk in your room all day. No one will know.
oh its totally fair. i mean, it wouldn't be a kidnapping if you knew who i was, cuz [i think] you'd be totally okay with hanging out with me.....which isn't kidnapping. kidnapping is against your will.
Hahah, kidnapping is also illegal.
so erin, when are you gonna stop this lie you have going on with devin and let him know that you are truly meant to be with me?
love, anonymous
(my name may start with a c. and end with an alli. maybe.)
Calli my dear, we have been married for quite some time. I think you would realize that you can take advantage of me whenever you feel the need.
ohh dear. oh dear. you mean, you've never seen the spam sketch???
Not that I can remember. I must live a very sheltered life.
spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, WONDERFUL SPAMMMMMM!!!! [yes, that totally was a monty python reference, and if you didn't get it, i must kidnap you sometime and culture you.]
Please culture me, because I’ve only seen the beginning of the Holy Grail like 4 times.
Filling out my application for MIAD.
My mom just told me that I might have to deal with going there, because I might not have a choice. Fuck dude, I really don’t want to go there.
Ugh, that really sucks. I’m so glad I didn’t decide to go there. MCAD is amazing.
One of my friends went there for their pre-college program. She LOVED it. I have yet to visit their campus though.
Filling out my application for MIAD.
My mom just told me that I might have to deal with going there, because I might not have a choice. Fuck dude, I really don’t want to go there.
